Is it just me or does my stomach/chest look like a concerned panda?
(Source: goldentongue)
The Subway Where I Used To Go (Somebody That I Used To Know / Gotye Parody)
In which Hank breaks up with Subway in favor of Jimmy John’s (through a parody song) and then talks about advertising for a while. Because advertising is very interesting and a little bit disturbing.
“I used to feel so alone in the city. All those gazillions of people and then me, on the outside. Because how do you meet a new person? I was very stunned by this for many years. And then I realized, you just say, ‘Hi.’ They may ignore you. Or you may marry them. And that possibility is worth that one word.”
— Augusten Burroughs
One of my all-time favorite quotes.
how to paint a squirrel
i dont know what i expected
oh my god
Did you know Ray Bradbury predicted John Green’s existence in Dandelion Wine? (via flamingoxboots)